Bicycle to rider: Don’t treat me like Mitt treated his dog

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Loading up your two wheels on top of your four wheels to
head out for the weekend? Adventure Journal has published a friendly letter
from your bike to remember to use your on-roof bike rack for good, and not evil.

“I was designed to do a lot of things, pal,” your bike writes. “Corner like I’m on rails.
Shift effortlessly. Climb as if I am weightless. I was not designed to
smash into a concrete parking garage and take the blow.”

See the story at Adventure Journal.