BOULDER PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA
2590 Walnut St., 303-449-1343
Second Place: Colorado Music Festival
Third Place: Colorado Symphony Orchestra
Fourth Place: CU Presents
Fifth Place: Boulder Chamber Orchestra
Boulder is definitely a great place to be when it comes to the music scene. But in a city full of college-aged dwellers, it’s easy to forget about the part of the population who would rather not listen to dubstep at some raging keg party on the Hill this weekend.
It turns out that Boulder has a soft spot for the classics and is home to an uncommon diversity of classical music options. Our winner this year, Boulder Philharmonic Orchestra, has been churning out classical masterpieces since the 1950s. There’s no doubt that the Boulder Philharmonic is an essential piece of Boulder’s music scene, and without it, well, we’d all be a little less classy.
Live Jazz Venue
ST JULIEN HOTEL & SPA
900 Walnut St., 720-406-9696
Second Place: Laughing Goat Coffeehouse
Third Place: Oskar Blues Grill & Brew
Fourth Place: Hotel Boulderado
Fifth Place: Nissi’s
Boulder may not have the jazz clubs of Chicago or New Orleans, but it does have the St Julien Hotel & Spa. Step into the swanky ballroom area, with its fireplace and leather armchairs, and you’ll be stoked that they host live music several nights a week. With plenty of room for big bands and many instruments, the St Julien is the perfect setting for a jazz-filled evening. And it offers beverages like martinis that pair well with smooth jazz. The Laughing Goat Coffeehouse, our runner-up in this category, hosts live jazz musicians in a more intimate setting.
YONDER MOUNTAIN STRING BAND
Second Place: Big Head Todd and the Monsters
Third Place: Face
Fourth Place: Gregory Alan Isakov
Fifth Place: Big Gigantic
Yonder Mountain String Band’s “progressive bluegrass” is as catchy and addictive as it is insanely popular. These guys are playing at such a high level it’s hard to consider them local: They sell out Red Rocks Amphitheatre, host their own festival … Yonder Mountain is big, and they launched out of Boulder and the surrounding mountain towns. They’re so popular they won this category despite not having released an album since 2009. With just four members and not a drummer in sight (unless you count the brief stint when Phish drummer Jon Fishman toured with them), the four acoustic string players create grooves and jams that will get entire arenas full of people dancing.
TELLURIDE BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL
500 E. Colorado Ave., Telluride, 303-823-0848
Second Place: Colorado Music Festival
Third Place: RockyGrass
Fourth Place: NedFest
Fifth Place: Rocky Mountain Folks Festival
So why is the Telluride Bluegrass Festival even in our Best of Boulder competition? And even more to the point, why does it keep winning this category year after year? There are a couple of reasons, really. First, Planet Bluegrass, the company that puts on this amazing event, is a Boulder County operation located in Lyons. And second, because you could say that “Boulder” is as much a state of mind as it is a place. Boulderites love this festival and every year it seems like half the county shuts down and makes the sevenhour trek to Telluride. So we figure Boulder is a moveable feast of sorts. Once the music starts, Telluride is Boulder, at least in spirit. That’s our story and we’re sticking to it. Or there’s the shorter explanation: As long as our readers keep voting it first place, we’ll keep writing it up. See you there.
RED ROCKS AMPHITHEATRE%u2028
18300 W. Alameda Parkway, Morrison, 720-865-2494
Second Place: Boulder Theater
Third Place: Chautauqua Auditorium
Fourth Place: Fox Theatre
Fifth Place: Planet Bluegrass
This isn’t even a contest. This is like 1997 Jerome Bettis lining up against a Pop Warner team. Or like John Bonham and Justin Bieber having a drum battle. It’s not fair for the other venues when they’re up against Red Rocks Amphitheatre, the best place in the world to see music. The breathtaking natural beauty of Red Rocks makes any show there that much better. Ask Colorado music fans to list their favorite concerts, and chances are more than a few will have been at Red Rocks. The runner-up, Boulder Theater, provides a more intimate concert experience, shrouded in a gorgeous art deco backdrop.
THE LAUGHING GOAT
1709 Pearl St., 303-440-4628
Second Place: Conor O’Neill’s
Third Place: Catacombs
Fourth Place: Boulder Outlook Hotel and Suites
Fifth Place: Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe
Finding a place where you can have your choice of fair trade coffee, loose-leaf tea or local craft beer ranks pretty high up on the totem pole for most Boulderites. But when you can find a place with all of that and a decent live music scene, not to mention a laid back atmosphere, well you can’t get much higher than that. But The Laughing Goat on Pearl Street has got all of that and then some. The baristas are almost always smiling, the pastries are fresh and there’s always a new batch of local talent brewing on The Laughing Goat stage, which opens up its microphones each week, as it has for decades, to poets and musicians alike.
STAFF PICK: Elbow Room at a Concert
CU’S 4/20 WYCLEF JEAN SHOW
Among the goofy ideas that CU had for keeping people from smoking pot at the annual 4/20 event on Norlin Quad in 2012 (remember the fish fertilizer?) was to bring in Wyclef Jean to play a concert at the Coors Events Center. Um, the trouble was, hardly anyone showed up. The CU student government shelled out about $150,000 for the event. Lesson learned.
STAFF PICK: Karaoke
3141 28th St., 303 444-0081
Honorable Mention: The World Famous Dark Horse Bar and Grill
The vast majority of well-adjusted adults have faced the fact that they won’t ever be rock stars. Let’s just admit it: Most of us won’t even get the 15 minutes of fame we are all promised. Thankfully, there’s karaoke to fulfill our inner rock-star fantasies, and our favorite place to ham it up on the mic is Outback Saloon, where the friendly KJ and non-judgmental crowds bring out the David Lee Roth in us all. The singing starts at 9 p.m. on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights, so get there early, get a pitcher to lubricate the vocal chords and start looking for your favorite song.
STAFF PICK: Attempt to Get in a Taylor Swift Song
When it comes to lyrics, country superstar Taylor Swift really only has one trick in her bag. Heartbreak, namely her own, is Swift’s favorite subject to sing about, and given her fame, beauty and wealth, there are many men out there dying for the chance to inspire a new hit.
But when Crocs founder George Boedecker got
arrested on a DUI charge in August 2012 (to which he eventually pled
guilty), he took celebrity-chasing to a whole different level. When
officers found his Porsche Carrera parked askew with one wheel on the
sidewalk, he told them his girlfriend had been driving the car and had
gotten out and left him. He told the officer his lady friend was “really
fucking famous,” and then asked, “Do you know who Taylor Swift is?”
Boedecker makes Manti Te’o look like a total gentleman. At least Te’o claimed to be in love with his imaginary girlfriend — Boedecker tried to make his a patsy. One thing we know for sure: She will never, ever, ever write a song about that imaginary experience.
STAFF PICK: Made-up Riot
TYLER, THE CREATOR
In March 2013, Tyler, The Creator, of rap group Odd Future, was scheduled to play a free show at the Fox Theatre. Crowds, estimated to be in the thousands, started lining up for tickets at 3 p.m., and at around 6 p.m., things started getting unruly. A Jimmy John’s employee got punched in the face, bottles might have been thrown. Cue the Boulder Police Department, which responded to the “riot situation” by sending 75 officers, some in riot gear, to the scene. (Tyler, for his part, did his role to help calm the situation by tweeting out gay slurs.) But judging by all accounts, a riot it was not. It’s tough to tell what exactly warranted all those cops from BPD — wouldn’t 15 have done the trick? It’s not like a herd of elk was marching on the Hill or anything.
STAFF PICK: Place for Enjoying Reverse Gravity
WORLD FAMOUS DARK HORSE BAR AND GRILL
2922 Baseline Road, 303-442-8162
If you think too long about the age of the Dark Horse, and the litany of stuff affixed to the bar’s ceiling — like a carriage — you could start to wonder about exactly how that stuff is attached to the surfaces above your head. So let’s go with gravity. Secure, constant, unfailing. Now, tip your chin back in wonder and marvel at the veritable trip down memory lane affixed to the ceiling of the bar. Then get your burger and beer and ready your tricycle for the races.
We’d also like to note that the Dark Horse was in consideration for an award for “oldest joke in town.” Yes, the bathroom labels were funny the first time — you know, back in 1975 when the bar opened? At this point, though, it feels a little more groan-worthy.