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Friday, April 26,2013

Best of Boulder 2013: Staff Picks Get Political

By Boulder Weekly Staff
Photo courtesy of the city of Longmont
Longmont mayor Dennis Coombs

STAFF PICK: Politician Who Got His Start in Brewing

LONGMONT MAYOR DENNIS COOMBS

Shocker, right? Did you actually think we were going to choose Gov. John Hickenlooper? These two brewpub owners are in the middle of a face-off over Longmont’s voter-approved fracking ban, and we happen to come down on the side of the little guy, local control and citizens’ rights to have a say in the health and safety of their communities. In the battle of politico brewers, Dennis Coombs wins hands down.


STAFF PICK: Energy Drink

HICKENLOOPER’S FRACKING FLUID

Yeah, this one takes the cake as one of the worst, most misleading publicity stunts we’ve seen all year. When our governor, John Hickenlooper, told a congressional committee in February that he drank fracking fluid to demonstrate how safe it is, it turned out that the version of fluid he was drinking was not actually the toxic brew that’s being used in wells in Colorado. It was a new, safe-to-drink version that is too expensive for companies to use. Maybe when he doesn’t get re-elected, Frackenlooper will wake up and smell the methane.


STAFF PICK: Environmental Moment

NOV. 6, 2012, LONGMONT CITIZENS PASS FRACKING BAN

The governor said they couldn’t do it. The oil and gas companies said they couldn’t do it. Industry trade groups like COGA went to unbelievable and even questionable lengths to stop them from doing it. A bunch of old crusty former Republican mayors said they shouldn’t do it. The industry hired consultants and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to try to buy the election to prevent them from doing it. But the people said no, no to fracking in their city, not now, not ever. They stood up to the unprecedented pressure being applied to them and they won. They stood up for their health, their children’s health and their property values. It was an amazing stand and it was this year’s best environmental moment for Boulder County and one of the best for the planet.


STAFF PICK: Fastest $4 Million Profit

THE ONGOING DAILY CAMERA BUILDING REAL ESTATE SAGA

Remember the Daily Camera building, that last, great, redevelopment opportunity near the Pearl Street Mall? Well, a funny thing happened on its way to getting redeveloped, namely, somebody made a cool $4 million without doing much of anything at all. Here’s the play: In 2009, a bunch of regional big hitters like Randy Nichols, Stephen Tebo, Richard Foy and the like were all bidding about $8 million to buy the building. Then suddenly, they all pulled back their bids at about the same time and walked away from the deal. Then, a year later, Karlin Real Estate of California bought the building for $9 million. Then, in 2012, just two years later, having never redeveloped a single brick, Karlin turns around and resells the Camera building for $13 million, a $4 million profit. The buyer, believe it or not, was Nichols Partnership, a company owned by Randy Nichols, who had pulled his $8 million dollar bid just a few years before. We don’t know if any of the other local developers are part of the Nichols’ deal, but Karlin made a lot of money in a short time by doing very, very, little. Seems like the Camera’s parent company got taken to the cleaners on this one.


STAFF PICK: Place to Go Hunting

MAPLETON HILL

A late-night shooting in a quiet neighborhood; a defenseless victim; cops out of control; community outrage. Take a sad, all-too-common story in today’s news, and then hilariously Boulder-ize it, and you’ve got Mapleton Elkgate.

At its heart, of course, the story isn’t funny. Boulder cops allegedly broke the law and killed an adult elk out of season in a residential neighborhood. Alert residents on Mapleton Hill recorded the cops posing with the dead animal and taking it away, leading to an investigation and, eventually, to the cops’ resignations and to charges from the Boulder County district attorney.

The funny part? Take your pick: A Facebook page in memory of “Big Boy” has almost 1,000 “likes.” Residents have proposed a statue of an elk. Boulderites held a candlelight vigil, calling the shooting a “murder” and a “tragedy.”

We don’t mean to offend by calling these things funny. But when you’re faced with Facebook comments about the officers like “I would go to the elk’s memorial before ever going to theirs!” we laugh because otherwise we might cry.


STAFF PICK: Exiled Political Gadfly

SETH BRIGHAM

Granted, Boulder has its share of gadflies who like to harass our city officials, and often it’s warranted, but only one of those activists actually got run out of town. Seth Brigham, who had the gall to question city council members about their inability to properly fill out their financial disclosure forms, got slapped with a restraining order that, thankfully, a judge struck down. When he went off his meds and displayed some inappropriate behavior, instead of treating this mentally unstable man with compassion, authorities arrested him and threw him in the hoosegow. If it happened to us, we’d relocate to Milwaukee too.


STAFF PICK: Nanny State

CITY OF BOULDER

This was a no-brainer. Nearly every city and town in Boulder County looks like a more progressive bastion of independence and freedom than Boulder these days, thanks to a number of bizarre moves by City of Boulder officials over the last few years. Our taxpayer-funded and elected government in Boulder has been trying to crack down on bars even when there is no proof of any liquor law violations, require people to get permits to exercise their constitutionally protected right to protest, make life harder for the homeless by ticketing them for sleeping in town, over-regulate marijuana and even support CU’s heavy-handed, military-style effort to shut down our public university in order to squelch free speech on 4/20. What a difference a few years of misguided government can make. Please come back, Boulder. The world still needs what you once were.


STAFF PICK: Sighting

NORTH AMERICAN RIVER OTTER

The annual animal sightings around Boulder follow a pretty predictable pattern — as do the responses from the public. There’s the spring return of prairie dogs, which had better inspire an “Aww” or you’re a monster; the January-to-July nesting period for cliff-dwelling raptors, which blocks access to numerous climbing areas; and the osprey pair that nests at Boulder County Fairgrounds and is popular enough to have a live video feed.

But the best sighting of the year has to be the North American River Otter, spotted by an Open Space and Mountain Parks wildlife surveillance camera along Boulder Creek March 7, 2013. The endangered mammal was photographed at night, chowing down on a fish. Driven to local extinction by hunting and pollution early in the 1900s, the otter’s on its way back on the Western Slope. Here’s to hoping this is the first of many sightings on the Front Range.


STAFF PICK: Attempt to Get in a Taylor Swift Song

GEORGE BOEDECKER

When it comes to lyrics, country superstar Taylor Swift really only has one trick in her bag. Heartbreak, namely her own, is Swift’s favorite subject to sing about, and given her fame, beauty and wealth, there are many men out there dying for the chance to inspire a new hit.

But when Crocs founder George Boedecker got arrested on a DUI charge in August 2012 (to which he eventually pled guilty), he took celebrity-chasing to a whole different level. When officers found his Porsche Carrera parked askew with one wheel on the sidewalk, he told them his girlfriend had been driving the car and had gotten out and left him. He told the officer his lady friend was “really fucking famous,” and then asked, “Do you know who Taylor Swift is?”

Boedecker makes Manti Te’o look like a total gentleman. At least Te’o claimed to be in love with his imaginary girlfriend — Boedecker tried to make his a patsy. One thing we know for sure: She will never, ever, ever write a song about that imaginary experience.


STAFF PICK: Made-up Riot

TYLER, THE CREATOR

In March 2013, Tyler, The Creator, of rap group Odd Future, was scheduled to play a free show at the Fox Theatre. Crowds, estimated to be in the thousands, started lining up for tickets at 3 p.m., and at around 6 p.m., things started getting unruly. A Jimmy John’s employee got punched in the face, bottles might have been thrown. Cue the Boulder Police Department, which responded to the “riot situation” by sending 75 officers, some in riot gear, to the scene. (Tyler, for his part, did his role to help calm the situation by tweeting out gay slurs.) But judging by all accounts, a riot it was not. It’s tough to tell what exactly warranted all those cops from BPD — wouldn’t 15 have done the trick? It’s not like a herd of elk was marching on the Hill or anything.

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