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JuneĀ“s Cleaver

oooh Wardā€¦

she mumbles under her breath
Ward strapped in leather
cracks his whip
choke holds
her pearls
breaking the strand
each bead
pings
onto the linoleum
clean it up
Bitch
before
the Beav comes home

oooh Wallyā€¦
she wonders if he can hear
the muffled screams
her nose now in the nap
of the wall to wall carpet
scrambling out
shredded slip
she reaches
for the cleaver

oooh Eddieā€¦
golly Mrs. Cleaver
what are you going to do with that thing
on this beautiful morning?

Grade 5 ā€“ Sister Sylveria on the Recorder

Blow you olā€™ crowĀ 
BlowĀ 
Itā€™s your jobĀ 
Hot airĀ 
Side blinders onĀ 
Marching onwardĀ 
Trying to save my sorry-ass soulĀ 
The spitĀ 
DripsĀ 
OnĀ 
MyĀ 
DeskĀ 
Puddle enough to baptize a flea

Clanking beadsĀ 
Against the crucifixĀ 
Blended with blurtsĀ 
HurtsĀ 
Reaching towardĀ 
Your high heavensĀ 
Plummeting my fiery spiritĀ 
Into the depths of hellĀ 
Blow you olā€™ bag of windĀ 
It Blows!

Julie Clement is a local artist, mother and poet. ClementineDotArt.comĀ 
Send poetry submissions of 250 words or fewer, along with a one-sentence bio, toĀ 
poetry@boulderweekly.com.