And the reason that you’re there at 9 a.m. on a Saturday (or anywhere at 9 a.m. on a weekend other than a biz that purveys coffee) is that your 4-year-old son is beyond amped on picking up his first pair of skis.
“Are they ready today?” “No.” Tears. Repeat for six days straight. Ah, that’s my boy. Folks get religion early in Colorado when it comes to downhill sliding.
Skiing is seductive enough, the classic Cloudveil commercial featuring the prototypical ski bum handing over his resume — 2009/Dishwasher/ Jackson Hole, 2008/Dishwasher/Alta, 2007/Dishwasher/Mammoth — captures it, but every year the resorts of Colorado make it that much more difficult to focus on gainful employment. The lame-o economy has actually added even more seductive deals to the buffet. Let’s peruse the goods.
Copper Mountain and Winter Park/Mary Jane are offering the $469 Rocky Mountain Super Pass Plus until Oct. 17. This pass gives skiers and riders unlimited skiing at Copper and Winter Park/Mary Jane, as well as six unrestricted days at Steamboat and 20 Friends and Family $59 discounted lift tickets. Do the math — the day tickets at the Boat alone are worth the price. Then figure in the bad-ass bumps of “bring the pain” Mary Jane and the cat-skiing backcountry access on Tucker Mountain at Copper, and it merits a major Wayne’s World “schwing.”
I-70 is pretty much the Antichrist in Colorado (providing for the needs of the people, but denying ultimate salvation. I wish it were an exaggeration but it ain’t) and the sooner you get off the pain train the better.
Enter Loveland — proximate, diverse and featuring free parking. Kudos. Loveland’s season pass now gives skiers and riders three free days at Monarch Mountain and Purgatory at Durango Mountain Resort, one free day at Silverton, and a 10 percent discount on food and retail at Loveland, as well as discounted ski school and Friends and Family lift tickets.
Loveland’s unrestricted four-pack tickets are also available at last year’s rate of $119 ($109 if purchased at a Front Range ski show) and can be used on separate days or all at once with friends and family. Get ready to slap their ubiquitous bumper sticker on your Suby.
Wolf Creek, always the first resort to torture you with an e-mail featuring blower powder shots (waterboarding would be easier for your average ski bum to endure) has marked down its early purchase price for an unlimited season pass to $574 from $718, and that is available from Sept. 25 through Oct. 3.
Wolfie is a must, must visit for the uninitiated. Yes, it’s in Colorado — way down toward Pagosa Springs (yes that’s in Colorado too). Yes, it gets the most snow in the state and has $40 half-day tickets, and hell yes, the 1,000-acre ungroomed/gladed Water Fall area is just as phenomenal as advertised. Start planning the road trip now.
Jibber’s paradise Echo Mountain’s unlimited season pass is on sale for $169. Echo is also offering package deals on daily lift tickets, with an adult three-pack of day lift tickets for $99 and a three-pack of night lift tickets for $59. Maybe the Echodemic is just starting, but it’s hard to argue with lift tickets that are good for 12 hours — ’til 9 p.m. — on Mondays and on Wednesday through Saturday. Plus, the location is less than an hour from most of greater Denver, and it has a terrain park and a feature-centric layout. Definitely a little guy with soul.
Always loving on the local, Eldora’s season pass is available for $399 ($389 for a renewal pass) and includes unrestricted alpine skiing as well as the option to add five days at Steamboat for $149. Passes can be purchased online any time at www.eldora.com and at the resort after Oct. 4.
Eldora’s tree skiing is one of the best-kept secrets in ski country, and the lift-accessed backcountry is epic. You didn’t hear that from me; I don’t want the Ned mafia showing up at Casa Stokes.
The XC center (access included with a pass) is an awesome option and workout for those frosty days, and the setup for kids’ skiing is unmatched, with close-in parking and a spacious lodge.