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Thursday, July 28,2011

Municipal power is cheap in Longmont, but not Boulder

By Paul Danish
Come November, Boulder voters will be asked whether they want to throw the city’s franchise with Xcel Energy under the bus and set up a municipal electric utility in its place. Voters will also be asked to double the city’s carbon tax (to 0.99 cent from 0.49 cent), mostly to pay the lawyers who will be handling the Boulder-Xcel divorce.
Thursday, July 14,2011

A modest proposal for ending the budget impasse

By Paul Danish
In his weekly radio address this past Saturday, President Obama called on Republicans and Democrats to make “political sacrifices” to break the budget impasse and prevent the collapse of civilization as we know it. I have a modest proposal for that. It will require Republicans and Democrats to make painful political sacrifices alright, and to add insult to injury, it will require them to throw core principles, values and beliefs under the bus.
Thursday, June 30,2011

T.J. and gay marriage

By Paul Danish
'Radical?' T.J. said coldly. 'Of course it's radical! I am a radical! I am not just a radical; I am radicalism! I wrote the most radical document in American history. The second sentence of that document is the most radical sentence in human history. Allow me to quote it to you in its entirety:
Thursday, June 16,2011

The drug war turns 40

By Paul Danish
I was just kicking back with my second piece of Alice B. Toklas fudge when there was a knock on the door. It was Richard Nixon. “I thought you were in Purgatory,” I said. “Bill Safire used to say you were there for sticking the country with wage and price controls in 1971.” “I’m out on a pass,” he said. “Tomorrow [ June 17] is the 39th anniversary of the Watergate burglary, and we’re having a reunion.”
Thursday, June 2,2011

Obama should talk to Douglas Bruce

By Paul Danish
OK, let us stipulate at the outset that Douglas Bruce is an irascible conservative - and that is an understatement of breathtaking proportions, sort of like calling Mao Zedong a Chinese agrarian reformer. And to say he is influential in Colorado politics is also wrong.
Thursday, May 19,2011

Fight terrorism by creating a gas glut

By Paul Danish
Coal is a hydrocarbon that, to the profound annoyance of a lot of people, sustains civilization as we know it. It's mainly used to generate electricity, and nearly half the electricity used in the U.S. comes from coal-fired power plants. Another 20 percent comes from natural gas-fired ones.
Thursday, May 5,2011

Who was hiding the snake?

By Paul Danish
Late last Sunday evening, a Navy SEAL team dropped in unexpectedly on Osama bin Laden and said, in so many words, 'Hi, asshole. We understand you want to die for your religion, and we think that's a great idea. We're from the federal government, and we'd like to help.'
Thursday, April 21,2011

Colorado should quit punishing pot users

By Paul Danish
The use of marijuana and its possession for personal use shall not be punished. Legal residents of the state of Colorado may cultivate up to six marijuana plants for their personal use within their domiciles.
Thursday, April 7,2011

Eight reasons to arm Libya's rebels

By Paul Danish
1. They are doing the Lord's work - assuming you believe the Lord (aka Yahweh, aka Allah) endowed men with certain inalienable rights, including life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and the right to take down deranged tyrants who have become abusive of those rights.
Thursday, March 24,2011

Obama makes his bones, maybe

By Paul Danish
Dennis Kucinich is using the 'I' word (as in 'impeachment'). Michael Moore is tweeting like a 300-pound canary that Obama's no better than Bush. (Strange, isn't it, how the people who perennially condemn the United States for seeking out and shoring up dictators always seem to go apoplectic whenever the United States sets out to get rid of one.