"What God does is God's business," Beck said on his Fox television show this week. (Thanks for clarifying, we were unclear on whether we could invade God's privacy.) "But I'll tell you this. There's a message being sent. And that is, 'Hey, you know that stuff we're doing? Not really working out real well.'"

There are wild tales of kids getting into their parents medibles and random bullets flying through windows in Erie. People were getting sexually harassed at IHOP, Eldora was letting people ski for free, and a lady was fined $500 after her dog went running off and knocked down an elderly woman, who later died from complications caused by the fall.

This guy kept delivering amazing, whacked-out quotes that you can't make up, a journalist's wet dream, and in multiple interviews! Usually these circus acts are isolated events, but in this case, Sheen is making the rounds, prolonging the pain or entertainment, depending on how you look at it.

These days nothing is real until it happens on Facebook. People live entire lives online with Facebook serving as a public square of sorts, so it's only logical for us all to post our relationship status and sexual preference in our profiles, along with our favorite bands, political philosophy and deepest religious reflections.

A Denver-based company is stepping in to fill the social couponing void by offering daily deals to medical marijuana patients. The company, mmjDeals.com, aims to increase patients access to their drug of choice by making medical marijuana, which isnt covered by group insurance or Medicaid, more affordable.

Rumors are circulating that the deal, announced on Jan. 21, didn't close as planned at the end of January, but Boulder Weekly's calls to the principal players have gone unreturned this week. We've even tried calling the big man, MediaNews Group Executive Chairman Dean Singleton, about a dozen times over the past few weeks, to no avail.

Food for the state's neediest children. You'd think it's a cause lawmakers from both parties could rally around. Alas, no.

Now it's nine months later, and CU has finally released this long-awaited logo. We were really expecting something impressive, considering how long it took and how much money was spent. Maybe a new, intricate, interlocking CU in 3-D, embossed in real gold?.

Jeanette De Melo, director of communications for the Archdiocese of Denver, told Boulder Weekly at the time, 'This isn't a punishment to the children.'

'I want the entire community to know that this university has learned from the difficult lessons of our past,' Associate Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs and Dean of Students Deb Coffin said. 'We have put in place a slate of campuswide policies that address sexual assault and sexual harassment.'