Boulder's Mighty Fudge Studios has an urgent PSA for Boulder denizens. Read on:
"Mighty Fudge Studios has obtained several cellphone videos depicting Clipboard Zombie attacks on the Pearl St. Mall this past weekend. The videos, available on YouTube.com are of low quality, but clearly show multiple Clipboard Zombie confrontations with the general public. The clips represent the first known recorded evidence of Clipboard Zombies actually interacting with normal humans. Mighty Fudge officials are warning the general public to be extra diligent in the coming weeks as we approach peak Zombie season in late October. In addition, top local scientists recommend all necessary precautions be immediately taken, by everyone without exception.