Stewart: Pattinson and I are ‘totally fine’

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Robsten, the portmanteau without a reference now that The Twilight Saga stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have broken up, is doing just dandy, thank you.

The saga within a saga — often called a double-saga or sagaga —rolled tepidly on recently, as Stewart told the Associated Press that she and Pattinson are “totally fine.” The pair’s been broken up since Stewart was caught cheating on Pattinson with the director of Snow White and the Huntsman, Rupert Sanders, whose name is evidently ill-equipped for being mashed together with any permutation of “Kristen” or “Stewart.”

Since the incident, Pattinson’s stayed mum, and Stewart generally has as well. She’s also set to star in an adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s On the Road this year, but we’ve done more than enough eye-rolling for this article, so that’ll have to wait for another time.

See the story at Entertainment Weekly.