<![CDATA[Boulder - Weekly - In Case You Missed It]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | SEASONS GREETINGS TO THOSE WHO CLAIM FRACKING BANS AND MORATORIUMS ARE BAD]]> We now have a study out of the University of Colorado that found that if you live within a half-mile of a production platform your chances of getting cancer increase significantly.]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | Trading places]]> Strange days, indeed. Two Boulder County cities have become like that movie Freaky Friday, where a mom and daughter switch bodies.]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | Shocker: CU likes its new coach, AD]]> So just for fun, for comparison’s sake, we decided to look back at some of the quotes uttered by CU Chancellor Phil DiStefano and other CU officials at the time of certain hirings.]]> <![CDATA[in case you missed it | Cain is a joke]]> <![CDATA[Bunk banks]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | All in the blink of an eye]]> Once again, we at Boulder Weekly have spent months talking to candidates and analyzing ballot measures in our effort to provide our readers with the absolute best election guide possible. But it appears that our best efforts missed one very critical piece of election information.]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | HOW’S THAT PIE?]]> After all, “pink slime,” as it is now called, is a collection of beef byproducts formerly used only in pet foods. Now they are heating it and then spinning it to separate the textured salvage product from the partially liquefied fat. Then they sell us what’s left over as meat.]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | PRO-FRACKING COMMENTERS PAID BY OIL/GAS?]]> We entered IP addresses of some pro-fracking commenters on our website into a WHOIS database and were able to track two commenters to two separate IP addresses registered to Noble Energy and one commenter to an IP address registered to Anadarko Petroleum Corporation. Ruh-roh.]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it]]> But then, Wal-Mart says it’s not happy with the new law and those same lawmakers instantly decide that God’s opinion was never really all that important anyway compared to Wal-Mart’s opinion so now they are rewriting the law to make Wal-Mart and other corporations happy, presumably at God’s expense.]]> <![CDATA[Pot prohibition?]]> <![CDATA[This boy needs a spanking]]> <![CDATA[in case you missed it | The guy behind the protester]]> TIME magazine’s person of the year for 2011 was not a person at all but rather an entire grouping of people the magazine referred to collectively as “the protester.” The idea is that from Egypt to Libya to Wall Street to Boulder, protesters have had and are having a significant impact on the world.]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | Blowing smoke]]> We love how University of Colorado officials are still using the same old excuse they used last year for attempting to shut down the campus during the 4/20 marijuana protest.]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | Dumbed down]]> We’re trying not to be offended that Boulder City Council thinks we’re so dumb that we’ll only know which municipalization measure to vote for by its placement on the ballot.]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | Dare to DREAM]]> <![CDATA[Money can't buy you God]]> <![CDATA[in case you missed it | Blame God]]> <![CDATA[Mall Crawl gets cop call]]> <![CDATA[in case you missed it | Sluts strut their stuff]]> <![CDATA[In case you missed it | Spies, lies and GPS]]>