Tag: apr 19 2018 issue
Whether The Storm
surf churns with ever sharpened howling windparallel waves crashing and screaming rainlike tiny honed ice crystal blade cut thick skinwhile storm on rise at...
Astrology 4/19/18
ARIES
March 21-April 19: In the early history of the automobile, electric engines were more popular and common than gasoline-powered engines. They were less noisy,...
Down there
Dear Dan: Background: I, a 21-year-old male, enjoy receptive fisting. I’ve also had constipation problems all my life. Question: I saw my doctor recently,...
I am (not) a number
Who is Number One?
So asks Number Six, the prisoner, played by actor and show co-creator, Patrick McGoohan. And so asked the hoards of TV...
Wherefore art thou, Magilla Gorilla?
San Andreas and Jurassic Park III were provided abstinence-only education, didn’t use intellectual property protection and had an illegitimate Rampage baby. Oh yeah, while...
Sanctuary 360
“If you’ve come here to help me, you’re wasting your time. But if you come because your liberation is bound up with mine,...
ICUMI
All hail Nibiru
On April 23, an exoplanet named Nibiru, which is currently hurtling toward Earth, will crash into our planet and destroy all humanity.
Christian...
Colorado Senate set to kill conversion therapy ban… again
A few weeks ago, Silas Musick went to the Colorado State Capitol and testified in support of a bill to ban conversion therapy, a discredited...
Quicksilver Baroque brings ‘Strange and Wonderful Music’ to Macky
How many pieces of chamber music for two violins, trombone, bassoon and lute can you name?
None? Meet Quicksilver, a Baroque ensemble specializing in the...
Leave it to BETC
Atheist, agnostic or true believer. Which one are you? Whichever it is, you probably feel quite firmly that you’re right and the other two...
Letters: 4/19/18
Second Amendment does not guarantee blanket gun ownership
Here’s what Americans need to know about gun-control and mass shootings: First, despite Paul Danish’s claims that...
Fly away
Some are born with good luck. But I was 30 years old before Lady Luck smiled on me with full radiance, arriving in the...
