The best things in life are $4.33
In case you were wondering how to waste a couple bucks, the Powerball lottery award ballooned to $1.5 billion — an amount of money that shouldn’t be legal to give to any one person for doing nothing more than buying a piece of paper.
Anytime the number gets to extreme heights, people jump on the get-rich-quick bandwagon, seeming to forget that lottery winners are notorious for destroying their lives and committing suicide… but hey, at least they won a huge lump of money beforehand!
The list of potential purchases is endless, from buying your favorite sports team to stupidly expensive cars to private islands to investing it like some dweeb. Hillary Clinton says she’d put the money back in her campaign — yes, she seriously said that. But we’re not really sure why she doesn’t just buy the White House instead and kick everyone out, followed shortly by remodeling the Lincoln Monument in her likeness.
The person who does win could do us all a favor and persuade Donald Trump to STFU and drop out of the race.
Hopefully, the person who wins will be smarter than the meme that circulated the interwebs claiming that if the money was split between America’s population of 3 million, then everyone would get a nice $4.3 million in their bank account. Nope. Come on guys, everyone knows that 1,400,000,000 ÷ 300,000,000 = 4.33. Womp womp. But hey, who wouldn’t mind an extra four bucks? At least it would reimburse your initial Powerball investment.
The best things in life are $4.33
In case you were wondering how to waste a couple bucks, the Powerball lottery award ballooned to $1.5 billion — an amount of money that shouldn’t be legal to give to any one person for doing nothing more than buying a piece of paper.
Anytime the number gets to extreme heights, people jump on the get-rich-quick bandwagon, seeming to forget that lottery winners are notorious for destroying their lives and committing suicide… but hey, at least they won a huge lump of money beforehand!
The list of potential purchases is endless, from buying your favorite sports team to stupidly expensive cars to private islands to investing it like some dweeb. Hillary Clinton says she’d put the money back in her campaign — yes, she seriously said that. But we’re not really sure why she doesn’t just buy the White House instead and kick everyone out, followed shortly by remodeling the Lincoln Monument in her likeness.
The person who does win could do us all a favor and persuade Donald Trump to STFU and drop out of the race.
Hopefully, the person who wins will be smarter than the meme that circulated the interwebs claiming that if the money was split between America’s population of 3 million, then everyone would get a nice $4.3 million in their bank account. Nope. Come on guys, everyone knows that 1,400,000,000 ÷ 300,000,000 = 4.33. Womp womp. But hey, who wouldn’t mind an extra four bucks? At least it would reimburse your initial Powerball investment.
